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Happy Easter

Happy Easter

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softsoong:

tonight’s activities include lana del rey, this large box of beer, and shaving my legs. apologies for the music spam that will happen.

Save some beer for me

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omg so cute! apollo would so do this!

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Mineycraft (Mindcrack Inspired Server) Uhc Survival

*Come Join the fun of a UHC Minecraft Server*

We have a UHC server running spigot, based off of the well known MindCrack server. We only use admin and server maintenance plugins. We have tried to keep the vanilla minecraft feel with the server by not using plugins that would alter the traditional minecraft. We are currently allowing more people to connect, so if you want to hop on to our server and play send me a private message containing the required information below.

As always here are the server rules:
1. No griefing
2. No Xray
3. Be friendly and courtesy
4. No stealing other players items
5. Try to keep trades fair
6. Keep grinders and auto farms to a minimum
7. If you want to have a friend join the server have them PM me
8. NO villager farms

Due to the amount of people we have on the server and to keep the integrity of the server we are going to implement an application process. Send me a PM with the following.

Only the bold areas are required, everything else is optional.
Username:
Experience with Minecraft:
How much you know about MindCrack:
Redstone (1/10 scale):
Building (1/10 scale):
How long will you be on (Hrs per day):
Why do you want join:
Do you accept the rules (YES/NO):

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felinspookydough:

karkatcarrotcake:

sweetchildofdixie:

ftmark:

holygrails:

spuddruckers:













This is how I feel about going to get alcohol everyday.

felinspookydough:

karkatcarrotcake:

sweetchildofdixie:

ftmark:

holygrails:

spuddruckers:

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This is how I feel about going to get alcohol everyday.

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marionisamuffin:

pleasantandcain:

fromladytolifter:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:


A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?
Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:
I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”
Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.
Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

It got better.


You know its true.

marionisamuffin:

pleasantandcain:

fromladytolifter:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!

Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.

My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”

THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.

THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.

it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.

Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.

On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?

Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:

I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”

Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.

Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

It got better.

You know its true.

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Prawns turned 3 today!

Prawns turned 3 today!

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Paper Cranes

abbeyminor:

I freed the birds.



The door was

unlocked

And I was

unhinged.



I’ve left you



one empty cage

with its unlocked door

and my unhinged heart.



Go catch yourself a lovebird.



I can give you but words

from the beaks

of paper cranes.

Not cool, man! Those were my cranes, that you gave me! Last time I leave my locker unlocked! hehe

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